90210: The Bachelors (S3E4)

Yet another show to feed my girly side. It's kind of embarrassing that I watch this but hey, I love this kind of shit. :)

Main story lines:

1. NO MONEY IN THE HOUSE!
1. Annie's family is poor. So sad. She's selling her eggs now. Her dad left in the last season but did they ever tell us where and what the fuck he's doing now? Why can't her mom find any jobs, she "photographed" last season...
2. Charity Event...Yawn...
1. Silver plans a charity event for cancer and has an bachelor auction along with some other bullshit stuff lined up.
2. Adrianna's performance
1. Silver asks Ade to perform at the charity benefit, of course Ade agrees. But she is steal dealing with the repercussions of stealing that song from Javier, Javier's uncle is officially blackmailing the shit out of A and becoming her manager. He's a disgusting creep, but as we learned from the show. Bad things come and go, in around 2 - 3 episodes, so I'm sure this shit will sort itself out. Ade has the BALLS to ask Silver for money hahahhah and Silver freaks out...
3. Teddy flipping out
1. Teddy hooked up with the wrong gender. Sorry, honey, but uhhh don't drink and have sex...So now he's all homophobic and shit and freaks out around the guy, and when he's choreographing them Teddy tells him to get the fuck away and calls him a slur. Teddy, come on, keep it in, if you can dance, why can't you play tennis?? Hmmmm, maybe Teddy really is gay?? Coming out of the closet anytime soon?? We all know that when we're drunk we do things that we secretly wouldn't do when we were sober so I mean, it's a possibility...Of course, annoying ass Silver breaks up with Teddy...Can you guys please break up for reals?
4. Bachelor Auction
1. "Girl in the Green Dress" --DAMN. She needs a man, she bid on everyone, but Javier. LOL.
2. No one bid for Navid. SO SAD. Well Ade saves the day and buys him for $2K. Not gonna lie but I feel kind of sad for him :(
3. Naomi has no friends...
1. After flipping a bitch at Ade, Silver and Annie at her party. No one has forgiven her. Minus, Silver because Naomi told her about the rape. Naomi's like please don't tell, Silver being the fucking moral compass loser that she is tells Annie and Ade at the end of the episode. Boo fucking hoo, I honestly cannot stand Silver's self righteous attitude. UGH. Go away!
4. Love triangle?
1. Liam, Annie, and Liam's half brother from another mother? WHAT?! Wait, he's cute, can he come back?? :)
5. More WTF moments:
1. UHMMMMMMMMMM Does Dixon have HIV? Wow, serious plot twist in the season...
2. What's the deal with Oscar and Ivy's mom? The bitch that ruined his life?!!! Hmmmm. I wonder what's going on there...

What have we learned from this episode? Silver needs to get off of her self righteous high horse and get punched in the face. That high strung bitch needs to get laid so she can stop causing all this drama or at least sticking her nose in other people's drama.