Dexter: Hello, Bandit (S5E2)

Not going to lie, I'm not so hot into the season. Maybe the first episode just turned me off, or maybe there was too long of a lag between seasons so my love for Dexter has waned a little. Dexter used to be my favorite show afterall. So let's hope this episode calms my fears of an eventual ditching of the series. That's only happened once, mind you, Heroes, but let's face it, only the first season was good...sadly.

Let's just get right into it, I write the posts as I watch them if you haven't gathered already, so some of the questions I ask do get answered by the end:

1. Debra + Quinn
1. Debra's playing sleepover at Quinn's...:) (HAHA I LOVE HOW SHE PUT HER RETAINER ON!)
2. HAHAHAH "We never had sex!" I love how Debra's being all shady about sleeping with Quinn...;) OMG, they're really cute, especially when they go house hunting!! I love how Deb's being the man, and Quinn's being the girl. HAHA.
2. Dexter + FBI questioning about Rita's death
1. Dexter...is back in the game! So Dexter's ass is covered by Miami Metro raiding Arthur Mitchell's house! But dead Kyle Butler? Damn. Mitchell is haunting Dexter's ass like a mofo. And shit, Quinn's putting it together! 
3. Dexter + Astor + Cody + Harrison (+ Debra)
1. Aster's being a cheeky little biatch isn't she...when will this tension cease?? Stop blaming Dexter for everything (even though it is his fault, but still!!!)!  Haha "boys are easier" --Dexter
2. Oohhh Aster wants to go back and live with the g-parents? YES! Get rid of the kids! It'll help Dexter go back to his usual self! YES! But it's so unresolved, maybe they'll come back? I think so...because Dexter's actually sad that they're leaving. :(
3. How is he going to balance the kids, his job, and his secret job?
4. I love how Dexter's trying to find out how to fix his family through the internet "Saying goodbye to Fluffy!" HAHAHA. Wow. Are you really that un-human? I thought you were starting to humanize yourself in the past 4 seasons...
5. His own advice: "Better killer, better father" maybe you really are that un-human.
4. Will Dexter kill anymore ?? (Maybe he'll kill the annoying ass neighbor, Elliot? That would be nice, but super unlikely...)
1. He does seem entranced by the blood on the truck! Obsessed!!! I can't believe he brought Harrison into the truck with him to examine the blood! He's telling Harrison about it like it's a bedtime story! So cute! :) Anyways, he's even stalking the person who killed "somebody" in the truck. WOW. Crazy obsessed.
1. So in order to solve the mystery, Dexter has officially killed a raccoon in order to meet face to face with this Boyd Fowler, dead animal pick up person. HAHA, here is the famous Dexter that I love, his random commentary "he's CSI-ing me!" More like Dexter is CSI-ing Boyd! Damn, his stalking is getting out of control! Take it!
2. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Boyd is killing people for reals!! But it doesn't give Dexter that sensation of wanting to kill anymore! Ugh, just like repeat of season 2 again, just kill already!!!
3. Maybe he's the new enemy of the season!
5. Miami Metro Cases! YES! Finally! I love these, especially once they find the enemy of the season~! :) Ice Truck, Trinity, and all that jazz. I'm totally over this dead Rita, dad Dexter business, let's get down to some blood!
1. Head decapitation! Grossssss! New MO of the killer(s)? Reminds me of Ice Truck Killer and the fingernails in the first season!
1. Santa Muerte "Saint Death" (cult) --> head decapitation by machete, missing eyes and tongue (don't see, don't speak), golden candles (money), and more icons...and her husband is dead too...!!
2. I like how Masuka is officially taking over Dexter's job by hacking off heads in the station!!!!!! And some brain from the ceiling fell on him. HAHA! He hates it, but I think it's hilarious! And apparently so does Deb. LOL.
3. New series regular alert? The female officer who recommended the machete? I do believe we need more females, but maybe she's the killer?? I kind of like where this going, no? Maybe not because we already know that Julia Stiles is going to be in the season so I'm not sure.
6. There's also that Angel and Maria story line, but it's not that interesting. So let's just ignore for now unless it becomes important later?

So things I'm looking forward to in the next episode so hopefully they'll get covered:

• Dexter going back to work
• More Boyd
• Santa Muerte maybe?
• Julia Stiles???

Favorite quote of the episode: "I came over to sleep, not to have your fat sausage fingers all over me!" --Debra as said to Quinn