Gossip Girl: The Undergraduates (S4E3)

So we left Paris and are officially entering the land of Columbia. Last season we primarily focused on NYU and this season it's Columbia because half of the main cast goes here: Serena, Nate, and Blair.

Don't worry, it's just a different place: same drama...

1. Hamilton House
1. So this is the new elite group that everyone is vying to get into, including our favorite duo, Serena and Blair. Only girls that receive "keys" are allowed to join the group. So there's only one key left, and surprise surprise Blair gets it, NOT Serena for once!  Serena plays it off like everything is cool, but we know that she's secretly jealous of Blair getting the key. So she thinks it's a conspiracy cooked up by Juliet who is jealous of her former fling: Nate.
2. Well, the next day, she finds out that there are still more keys to give out, and she realizes that maybe she's not being a paranoid bitch, Juliet really does seem out to get her
2. Chuck + Eva
1. So ever since Eva has entered Chuck's life, it's been so effing boring. Chuck's a "changed" man...yeah right, come on, bring back the old Chuck already!
2. Anyways, Eva is super annoying and self-righteous and all that. So Blair is trying to mind-fuck her which is always nice. Trying to scare her away from Chuck's life! I love Blair! But of course, her plans usually backfire soooooo it just ends up with Chuck telling Eva EVERYTHING about his life, and this little "angel" accepts him for who he is...
3. Well I mean, besides the annoying ass Eva situation I'm glad he's KIND OF repairing things with Lily and Rufus and Eric after what he did to Jenny (aka the I took your V-card thing)
3. Georgina and Dan
1. Georgina ditched the baby, surprise surprise....and Dan finds out he's not the father...okay. And Georgina came back, took the baby to go live with her parents because she's running away from Russia?! WTF? GG, this storyline is a little too cuckoo for anyone in their right mind to believe. At least she's gone, good riddance! And the baby, albeit cute, is really putting a damper on things! (Is this the next episode?! GAHHH! Sorry for all the screw ups! Everything from E5 and on are going to be more accurate!)
4. Serena and Blair catfight @Fashion's Night Out
1. Favorite part of the episode ever...Juliet is expecting the usual Serena and Blair, bitter rivals and "frenemies" which only creates more drama rama which is EXACTLY what this little biatch is cooking up. Juliet finds out that they're "fighting" and hooks up to the big screen the whole cat fight for everyone to see how crazy these bitches really are..
2. However, the tables are turned when Blair and Serena manage to trick Juliet into thinking that they are having a fight, when in fact they're just sitting there.
3. Turns out Serena was supposed to get a key, I mean her Mom's in it so come on now...after all, Juliet really was just conspiring against her for Nate? Or that mysterious man in jail?

Bring on the next episode! I'm excited :)