House: Unwritten (S7E3)

Waitttt. I really liked this episode! :) I don't really know why because the patient was such a cranky bitch, but the episode in general was just amazing.

The premise was: A popular children's mystery novelist (who House is also obsessed with, so weird!) tries to commit suicide, but she has a seizure beforehand. She insists that nothing is wrong, and she really just wants to die, it's actually kind of sad. So in order to get her to stay in the hospital, House puts a 72 hour hold on her so that she can't leave and kill herself. And in order to get her to stay even longer, he gives her the option of actually killing herself, and she takes it, which is basically House's bait to commit her even longer. Fucking hilarious. Since she's a novelist, she can read people, like literally read, people really well. She deduces all this shit just by a first impression. I wish that I was that cool. :) So basically we find out why she wants to kill herself, it was because she was in a car accident and her son died, and her son is actually the boy detective in all her books. House figures out all her symptoms by reading her final manuscript which he used the MRI machine to read the typewriter tape. HAHAHA. And basically, he lied to her and said it wasn't her fault that he died.....so she wants to live again. Done. Wow, when House is nice, he actually does good. :) But then again, there was that episode when he was using heroin instead of vicodin and he was being like grossly nice and let the parents boss them around by telling them to give their son/daughter (I forgot) an MRI, and the radioactive ink was the basis of all his symptoms. So. Producers. What are you trying to tell us? Good House = Good? Or Good House = Bad????

Also, House and Cuddy were cute in this episode because they were like trying to find each other's hobbies and interests because they realized that they had nothing in common. HAHAHAH. And I love the go-kart racing and how House totally cheated because he like broke Sam's car with his cane. Classic. Double date with Sam + Wilson and Cuddy + House. YAY! <3 In the end, they both agree that maybe it's good that they don't have things in common because that makes them not boring. And boring is bad. :)

YES, I LOVE HOUSE. <3