90210: How Much is That Liam in the Window (S3E6)

After a weeklong hiatus of some shows (90210, GG, Nikita, Fam Guy & all those), some 90210 drama was definitely due.

What I like about the show and at the same time dislike about the show is that there's too many story lines happening at the same time which means that some episodes are purely devoted to certain characters so it's really annoying. Alright, we've already seen 3 episodes about Naomi's rape, are we over it already? Yes! Is 90210 still kicking the dead horse out of this one? Yes! Ahhhh, please, can we talk about someone else's storyline already?

Some things to NOT forget about from the last episode:

1. Dixon is NOT HIV + --> and he didn't tell Ivy yet...which led to Ivy losing her v-card to Oscar
2. Silver, Ade, and Naomi's plans to seduce Canon backfire
3. Jen had the baby!
4. Ade and her new creepy manager...eww.
5. Annie's mom = Jen's new assistant

Let's jump in yes? Main story lines...

1. Ivy + Oscar (+ Dixon)
1. Aftermath of the night....so Dixon told Ivy the truth about the HIV thingy and now Ivy regrets sleeping with Oscar. No kidding, you obviously must have not be so much in love with him if you can sleep with somebody else just days after the breakup...Ivy + Oscar = new couple? How will things bode well in Ivy's household, afterall, Oscar is shacking up with everyone there...lol shit. 
2. Ivy told her mom about it...now what? Is this what Oscar's devious plan to ruin Laurel's life? HAHA He outed all of them. All the dirty little secrets! I guess daughter-mom relationship = fail. But we at least we found out about why Oscar hates Ivy so much...she literally killed his mom by being a home wrecker. Damn dude. At least he's leaving forever? I'm supposing because he has no where to go now.
3. Does anyone think that Laurel looks really strange. Like super botox-ed? Her face is so weird and annoying I can't get over it every time I see her.
2. Annie + Liam + Charlie = love triangle?
1. Charlie sounds sooooo cute when he speaks french! Love <3 I like Annie and Charlie together, but of course, Annie and Liam are bound to be together. Boo!
2. Charlie's reading: sick, twisted, gruesome, degrading. I guess Annie will overreact to this...like usual. Another psychopath in the midst for Annie's future?
3. Liam and Charlie have matching scars....abusive parents much? Wonder if this will bring them closer together with Annie's nosiness...
3. Ade + creepy manager
1. So Ade had a photo shoot and went topless...and Silver caught it on cam. How come Silver always discovers everything? Maybe because she's a nosey girl, but I guess it clues all the other characters in on what's happening. Anyways Silver and Navid found out that Ade is being blackmailed by her manager...
2. Maybe if Ade leaves creepy manager man and let's the press know that she stole Javier's stuff, her career will be over, but maybe she'll be back in West Bev with all the other cast mates?
3. But he keeps luring her into his devious traps, like getting her the cover of Luxury magazine...maybe he'll become better? He's actually a pretty good manager...But will she ever leave him? Her fame whoring is getting the best of her and resulting in burned relationships with her friends, yet again.
4. Laurel's label party ==> basically where all the shit hit the fan. HAHA. Damn!
1. I really like how 90210 has really good music, especially live music. The Like was there for a live performance and they were amazing. LOVE LOVE LOVE! And they had the Honey Brothers during Naomi's birthday bash too! And they even played some old school Chris Isaac's Wicked game. I love the music in this show!
5. Liam's new job?
1. As a mannequin hahahaha. Wow.
2. But he gets offered another job by his psychopathic girlfriend's MOM...new season regulars? But he's getting a room and board out of this, so maybe he'll milk it for all it's worth because it sure as hell better than living in his car...
3. And speaking of psychopathic girlfriend...I wonder what the relationship is going to be like since it's supposed to be secretive...fun? Annoying? Non-existent?
6. Jen and Ryan find out about Naomi's rape...
1. Ugh SILVER AND HER BIG MOUTH! Always gets her in trouble even if she's trying to do the right thing...self-righteous loser.
2. Will Ryan come forward (and lose his job) for Naomi and her rape case? I doubt he'd lose his job but Naomi needs some sort of witness to plead her case.
3. Maybe this will bring Jen and Naomi together again and help them patch things up? But I really Jenn as a character so I'm not sure I really want to see her anymore in the show. But Jen does bring some angst-y drama which is what 90210 is all about...

Things to look forward for next week maybe?

• Teddy's storyline, maybe he'll come out of the closet?
• The resolution to all those problems because they're just building up, I need some of it to end already. It's getting annoying. Dead horse for reals abt Naomi's rape and Ade's manager...
• New storylines: Liam's new job, Jen + Ryan + baby, Charlie + Annie, Ivy + Dixon aftermath?
• More good music, live preferably! 

90210, you never fail to surprise me! :)

The Big Bang Theory: Pilot (S1E1)

This pilot opens with a bang of a laugh to kick off the awesome series.

Scientists/roomies Sheldon and Leonard returned to their apartment after trying to get easy money by donating sperms ( but Sheldon is bothered by the fact that the potential offsprings are not guaranteed to be geniuses and thus would be a waste of his sperms) only to find that their obese transvestite neighbor has moved out and replaced by a pretty, perky Cheesecake Factory waitress named Penny.

Penny's a normal, gorgeous chick (just like us. ha!) while her neighbors across the hall are Klingon-speaking nerds with hearts of gold so when they invited her over for lunch and introduced her to their small circle of , uh, two other nerd friends, funny LOL stuff happened.

At this point, we can already tell that Leonard has his heart set on Penny despite brutal, honest and dampening opinions by Sheldon regarding this pursuit for probably-never-going-to-happen coitus. I love how they kept using the word coitus around until Leonard told them to shut up. Leonard, determined to keep up his hope for a romance with Penny, however brief, gave a weak case for his defense: "I'm a male..and she's a female.."

Sheldon, "but not of the same species."

OUCH. Sheldon is definitely made of awesome, yeah?

So, anyway, in an attempt to win brownie points from Penny, Leonard agreed to do her a favor --- getting her TV back from her muscleman jerk of an ex (bf). Sheldon and him went to the ex's apt and both were stripped off their pants. I mean, we could already see that coming..hurhurhur. In a sitcom, the muscles always WIN. They returned home sans pants but won Penny over anyway. A+ for the efforts.

I think the actor who plays Rajesh, the Indian friend who just can't speak to (hot) women, is really cute! He says, "smooth" as "smoot." LOL.

Stay tuned for more Big Bang Theory crunches!

Dexter: My Bad (S4E1)

Hmmm, I was really excited for the new season of Dexter because the ending was SO GOOD last season! But yet, I'm like so-so about it. I hope it's not like shitty like season 2, but I think it'll be good.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Rita wasn't killed by Trinity? I don't know. I can't believe it, I mean it's the same MO but I don't know...

So obviously, Rita's dead, so all the arrangements had to be made, which Debra handled because Dexter was completely AWOL. He almost missed the funeral because he wanted to run away from his life because he felt that he was personally responsible for Rita's death (obviously). But I mean, Aster and Cody and the new baby? Did you really expect him to actually run away?! This is Dexter after all, not Nip/Tuck (my favorite show in the WORLD~!), he's not leaving Miami for sure.

Okay, that was basically what happened. It was anti-climatic, boring to say the least. So I haven't seen any of the new episodes since then, so the reviews will actually come in order accordingly.

Oh yeah! And Debra and Quinn? New power couple??

I heard Julia Stiles is going to be in this season too...haven't watched Dexter for like a month, I'm slow on the uptake, I'm sure she has already made her appearance.

Okay, Dexter time, let's play a little catch up~! :)

House: Unplanned Parenthood (S7E5)

I think this show is changing to be more about the interpersonal relationships within the characters as opposed to the actual cases.

Ooh BABIES!
We haven't seen a baby case since the hospital lock down when the baby was missing from it's crib! That episode was good :) ANYWAYS! This baby has some liver problem or whatever, but we're more focused on Cuddy's kid haha. Wait, twist twist twist. The it's the MOM that's sick. Her baby has melanoma because the mom had 2 cancers (melanoma AND lung cancer??). Are you kidding me here? What are the chances of this stuff even happening?! like 0%? But then again, this is House. Oh, she died, baby's alive. Done.

NEW GIRL? YES MAYBE NO? KEEPER?
Haha, House fired Foreman's doctor through the phone after less than 2 words, and now Taub is chasing after an Asian female doctor. "When did we get our Asian persuasion on?" HHAHAHAHAHAHA Oooooh. But this could be interesting...But Taub failed the task in actually hiring her because it was too little too late. She rejected him...Hmmmm I am secretly hoping that 13 will just come  back already!

Baby + House + Wilson???
I love when House and Wilson got into a fight on who's leaving the Cuddy's daughter LOL. Rachel is super adorable with her huge eyes. :) Anyways, Cuddy's kid ate coins?? Omg. Too funny. Misadventures of House and Wilson are probably my favorite part of the House episodes. HAHA. Now a dime is missing so House has to be on 24-hr poo watch to make sure that the dime flushes through her system. HAHAH. OMG. His new title should be "House MD: Poo Inspector" LOL. Omgosh, and Wilson, why are you sooooo cool ("Hello! I'm your favorite moose outside your bedroom!""That's because I'm the TICKLE MONSTER")?!!! I love when he's with Rachel. So cute <3 Wilson should have kids!!

Favorite quote: "YOU'RE TELLING ME TO DO THE RIGHT THING WHILE CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW?!" --HOUSE TO WILSON

The Event

RANT!

WOW. So as usual, I pick some new shows to watch as part of my fall line-up, so I decided to try watching this show. I had faith you know, like with FlashFoward and V. Dude, Flashforward was actually good, I'm kind of sad they cancelled it. And V...wow, ABC kept that shit show?! Anyways, so I decided to try The Event, it's supposed to be 24 + Lost mashup. The name is SO LAME -_-" It's like kind of embarrassing. First couple episodes were "entertaining" but DAMN, I'M ON THE 6TH EPISODE...AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT THE ACTING IS SO BAD?! OMG. I am literally about to not watch the show anymore..................but I just want to know what happens! I guess that's what shows do with previews, so it's working. But I might soon cease to watch this show purely for the fact that the acting is driving me NUTS.

Glee: Rocky Horror Glee Show (S2E5)

Wait wait wait. Rocky Horror Picture Show for a FAMILY SHOW? Oh, Ryan Murphy, you tease us so! I want to see how you're going to make a show whose main character is a "TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA." I will be very surprised if you can a) pull this off without having to compromise literally the WHOLE show b) have no parent objection to this and c) make the songs actually sound good and interesting?

So in preparation for this week's episode, I watched the original Rocky Horror Picture Show so that I could watch the show actually knowing what it's about and getting the odd jokes here and there. But this movie is definitely not for the faint of heart. The characters are half nude throughout 7/8th of the show...just dressed up in corsets, hooker heels, underwear, and bras. Damn, Glee, honestly how are you going to make this work?! And the movie is essentially about discovering sexuality and all that jazz, can you honestly make Janet have sex with Dr. Frank-n-Furter and Rocky? How is this going to work? For a school play?

Okay, so I just going to comment on a few things that strike me as surprising/strange/funny whatever throughout the show:

• Who was the person singing with the lips in the beginning? Quinn? I can't figure it out!
• I love how John Stamos interrupted them in the beginning!!!
• Wait Puck's still not back? Is he ever coming back?
• How can they mention "internet" porn on a family show, wow first Rocky Horror and now PORN? Ryan, there's little kids watching this, I hope that you realize this...(In case you missed it, it's when Finn, Sam and Artie are in the gym working out)
• Emma is obsessed with Rocky Horror? Wait. This is weird. I checked it up and Jayma Mays (who plays Emma) auditioned with Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me from Rocky Horror when she was trying out for GLEE! COOL bc she totally sings it for this too! But this definitely does not fit her character in the show.
• Did anyone notice that Sue's Jack-O-Lantern is a carving of herself? AHAHAHAHA. LOVE!
• HAHAHA John Stamos........is Eddie :) Wow, I didn't know Uncle Jesse could sing!
• Mercedes = Dr. Frank-n-Furter KILLED IT! WOW <3 Perfect, at first I thought it was weird, but I really like the idea now. Her voice is banging! :)
• Mr. Schu + Emma = SEXUAL TENSION during Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me hahahah. OMG. Love it! Seriously, Emma is so weird in this episode. When was she this ballsy?! Why did Mr. Schu need help singing that song??? Rocky doesn't even sing in it...
• Wait, does anyone find it weird that John Stamos is in the Time Warp song even though A) Eddie isn't in that part B) he's like old singing with a bunch of kids...

Oh, Glee. I don't know what to say. I'm pretty pleased with the episode I guess. But so many things went wrong, and not too many things went right. We saw Emma flip a 180 on her usual character which I think was the weirdest part of the show. But uh most importantly, the whole entire point of the movie was not even there! Like only the songs and like zero script...Augh. The compromises we make for family TV.  However, Mercedes was a really good Dr. Frank-n-Furter, and the Glee-ers did a good job singing the songs from the RHPS so yeah. :)

Interesting to say the least....

Family Guy :)

Helloooo~! I got to take a picture with Stewie and Brian from Family Guy at my school. Yes, they're ugly but whatever :) I LOVE FAMILY GUY OMGGG <3

Pumped up for MORE TV

Hello everyone, I'm Mar, the new and lazy admin to Professional Couch Potatoes. Why am I lazy? I'm a couch potato, that's why. The good news is, this means more reviews of more shows in the future. I'll take the weight off heyitsabell's and Nivisaur's backs every now and then when my eyes aren't glued to the tv. ha.

My tv addiction started when I left home many, many years ago to pursue my education overseas. Homesick and badly in need of a reliable source of entertainment that wouldn't deplete my wallet fast, I turned to tv and the rest is history.

I'll be reviewing these series in the upcoming weeks:
- The Big Bang Theory (starting season 1)
- Pushing Daisies (Season 2)
- Modern Family (Season 2)

Let me know if there are any other titles you want me to review. I'm open to suggestions and since I live in third world country where bootleg DVDs are so cheap I never bother downloading or watching anything on air-time anymore can easily get any series and I have lots of free time, don't hesitate to ask for anything tv-related, even if they are international ones like jdramas, kdramas, cmovies, et cetera.

To give you a better picture of what I watch enthusiastically, and therefore more likely to review at a more regular frequency, these are some of my favorite American series:
- HOUSE M.D
- How I Met Your Mother
- Skins
- Pushing Daisies
- The O.C
- Fringe
- Bones
- Modern Family
- Supernatural
- Pretty Little Liars

and of course, tons of movies and books.
Now, time to crunch that first review.
Adios and watch on!

The Social Network (2010)

This is a SOCIAL NETWORK movie review, so if you haven’t seen it, and don’t want me to spoil it, DON’T READ THIS!

Damn. I knew this movie was good, but it was totally not what I was expecting. It’s told in chronological order, but it’s fragmented in the fact that there is two lawsuits coinciding at exactly the same time, which reminisce upon the creation of facebook.

Sadly, Mark Zuckerberg and basically everyone who it’s based on says that this movie is not representative of almost anything that happened. Many parts were overdramatized, and some of the stuff didn’t even exist. It was more fiction than fact. I think that it’s sad because the fact that millions and millions of people who are watching TSN don’t know that this isn’t true, might really think that this is what it’s really like. I bet it’s fucking boring, but I mean, there had to be some true things. Well, at the end of the day, it was a good story, regardless of the fact that it was fiction: It was entertaining, funny and provocative without being annoying.The acting was really good too! I really liked it.

Main Characters:

1. Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg): In this movie, I feel like he’s autistic or like has Asperger’s on top of ADD or something because he’s like a genius, but so socially like unaware, it’s really strange. Like he really doesn’t give two shits about anybody. He doesn’t mind fucking over his best friend, jacking ideas, and the fact that he’s getting sued out of his mind. It’s like nothing fazes him. Oh yeah, and he talks so fucking fast, like a lot faster than me, so for the first 5 minutes, I didn’t even understand what was going on. Jesse Eisenberg really depicted whatever David Fincher’s notion of Mark was, maybe it might not be really how he acts but his version was pretty damn good.
2. Eduardo Saverin (Andrew Garfield): Mark’s (former) best friend, original CFO of facebook, and fucking screwed out of most of the money that fb made. Well, at least he got a shit ton of money in the settlement. But it’s crazy. I don’t know how I would feel if suddenly my BFF cut me out of their lives…this shit is out of control. Honestly the whole time I was like why is this white Jewish guy named Eduardo?!! I looked it up on Wiki, and it’s bc he was born in Brazil and lived in Miami! So weird! The title of the blog is for him though…so sad. For reals. OMG. But he was charged for feeding a chicken chicken nuggets?! HAHAHAHAHHAHA BEST PART OF MOVIE EVER!
3. Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (Armie Hammer): Mark calls them the “Winklevi” as plural for Winklevoss, so funny! Probably my favorite line in the movie! Anyways, there are the typical All-American, tall, white, blonde, rich trust fund boys that you would imagine at an Ivy league school. They’re pretty fucking cute, and both guys are played by one guy. He had a body double and they super imposed his face and stuff or filmed it twice. SO COOL!
4. Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake): Co-founder of Napster and Mark’s new BFF when he moves out to Palo Alto. Basically, he screwed Eduardo. Sad. I really didn’t like his character too much, he tried to project the image of “COOL” but it only made him seem super lame, I think that’s what Sean Parker’s personality was like, it’s not JT’s fault haha. But then again, can you believe this story?

Con:

• They don’t really explain anything that well. What exactly Saverin and the Winklevoss twins were suing for, you don’t get 65million for claiming that someone “stole” your idea. There must be something else? What’s really going on that TSN isn’t explaining? And for the first 5 minutes, they talk about Harvard’s “final clubs” WTF IS THAT? I’M NOT COOL, TSN, YOU HAVE TO FILL ME IN ON THAT SHIT! I wiki’d it when I got home, I mean, it basically seems like a more elite version of a frat, with hazing and all that. I don’t know. I’m not cool, don’t quote me on that.

Pro:

• Good story line, intense, left me feeling a little mind fucked, a little geekier, and when I logged onto FB an hour later, I just felt so strange. I was like DAMN DUDE, the history of this is crazy. No matter what’s real and what’s not, FB was founded in 2004 with a total of zero members, and now has more than 500 million people just 6 years later. It’s crazy how weird life is.

Business card: “Mark Zuckerberg: I’m CEO, BITCH!”

Community: Psychology of Letting Go (S2E3)

Hmm so this episode I guess is trying to tackle religion...

Pierce's mom = dead but Pierce seems okay with it because his "cult" says that she will be reincarnated and whatnot because right now she's "vaporized". But Pierce's mom's CD was really cute about death and all that. <3

Jeff even though he's healthy and has been always trying to stay healthy, has high cholesterol. Life's a bitch. So he's trying to demolish Pierce's faith by rubbing it in his face because he's pissed.

And the 2 girls: Britta and Annie are trying to raise money for the oil spill...they have a fight about whoring out the gender. LOL.

Okay, this show is getting boring, only moderately entertaining, no wonder its in danger of getting cancelled. YAWN.

Shows That Are in Danger...

This is my favorite part of fall TV, watching shows get axed...but hmmm not so happy with this list right now...

According to Yahoo, maybe not the most reliable source but here's 9 shows that might get cancelled, after having dismal Fall 2010 ratings:

1. Community
2. CSI: NY
3. The Defenders
4. Fringe
5. The Good Guys
6. Life Unexpected
7. Parenthood
8. Running Wilde
9. Undercovers

Damn, I'm watching 2 out of the 9 (Community and Parenthood)! I hope that Community doesn't get cancelled because I'm actually reviewing it...hmmm, I'll keep you updated about the shows that get cancelled. I can't believe CSI might get cancelled, I thought that show was a staple on the TV networks. Whatever, it's syndicated, it'll be fine if it gets axed anyways, so I'm not too worried, I don't really watch it so it doesn't bother me.

I'll see if I find any more lists...cross your fingers that Community doesn't get cancelled, it's a LOT better than Outsourced for sure...

Ugly Americans is BACK!

Ugly Americans is BACK from its hiatus! Well it came back on 10/5 but I'm lame and I didn't know. Til now...BUT I AM SO EXCITED! For those of you who don't know, Ugly Americans is on Comedy Central. The creators made the first 7 episodes, as a kind of pilot season, and CC picked it up but the creators didn't make anymore because they weren't sure if it would get the green light. But they did, so they made MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So depending on whoever's broadcasting the show, it's either marked as Season 1, Episode 9 OR Season 2, Episode 1 so don't get confused, it's the same thing :).

Quick and dirty description of the premise of the show: Mark Lilly is a social worker in NYC whose trying to get monsters/people/random creatures integrated into the working world. Thus he has support groups and checks up on his creatures to see how they're doing. There's everything from zombies to mermaids to monkeys to an fish head and talking brain. Just random ass shit. And that's what makes it AMAZING!

I would review this show, maybe I'll think about it in the future, but it's a little too random to review so you should just watch it! It's hard, like trying to review Family Guy or something like that. It's just a funny ass cartoon that everyone should watch. :)

I AM SO HAPPY! :)

House: Massage Therapy (S7E4)

Damn, totally forgot this shit has been going on for 7 years until Chase mentioned it! It's safe to say that I have grown up, literally, with House.

I was talking to my friend about this season the other day, about how I'm not sure if I like it yet because Cuddy and House are finally together. I mean, I like the cynical, vicodin popping, mean House, but my friend loves how he's actually HUMAN for once. Which makes sense. I mean, After 6 seasons of him being an old fart, he's finally with the one he loves?

So back to the episode: There's 3 main story lines going on here

1. The new hire
2. Cuddy and House
3. The sick person --> funny how this one comes last when describing the episode, even though it should be the priority. That's what I like about the new Houses, it's more about the people, the doctors, instead of the cases. While the cases still remain as mind boggling as ever, the people are fucking interesting. Ever since Sela Ward was on, the whole season shifted...Amen to that!

1) They hired a new girl, wait, so 13 is gone forever?!!!!! (Heehee, I check up IMDB, it says she'll be back biatchessssssssssssss!! I hope IMDB isn't just shitting me because they didn't put a "credit only" thing next to her name, and afterall, she is in the intro, so I hope she comes back!) And if they're going to hire a new female doctor, why can't they just bring back Cameron? Every time she comes and leaves, I feel like it's always so unresolved, like the door is still open, that she might actually come back. So can she come back already?? NEW GIRL: I love everyone is trying to figure out why in the hell Chase hired a lame ass doctor who's just pretty...Isn't it obvious? It's cute that Chase is trying to help her out and prep her on stuff and defending her honor/his fuck-up. OMGOMGOMGOMG Chase and Foreman fight!!! Love it! I <3 Chase! Oh, well. Anyways. I don't like her. Point blank. Next girl please...

2) Cuddy and House are fighting, story of their lives. House loves the sex and also loves his freedom, hence they haven't slept over at each other's places yet. In the beginning of the episode, you see him smiling and stretching out on the empty bed. But he has a hooker masseuse who he claims makes his leg feel better, the best one he's ever had, but uh, unlucky for Cuddy, he's slept with her. So like any woman who's in her right mind, she obviously asks House to stop seeing her. HAHAHAHAHA OMG. Love when he sends her a gay masseuse-hooker who has all the right lines to say to Cuddy's comebacks. Brilliant! ("Are you a prostitute?" "Are you a cop?" LOL). But after he argues with Cuddy, with quite valid arguments, the next day he seems forlorn waking up by himself. Sad. But he gave in, like the nice person is that he is....I think that they're on the train from "fine" to "serious." Heehee the daughter is gnawing on House's cane at the end. <3

3) The patient. Stomach and chest problems. A liar, as all of House's patient are. New stolen identity. Supposed abusive ex-husband. Current husband had no idea who this "Carl" person even was?? She lied. Haha, go figure. And now she's also having hallucinations? Answer: she was tapering off from her psych meds which caused all her problems since she was SCHIZOPHRENIC! Wow, and the new female doctor just finished her residency in psych.....zomg. So embarrassed on her behalf.

Last burning question: I thought that Sam (Wilson's ex-wife/current girlfriend) and House last season that they were basically going to war. Did they just drop that story line altogether? I wanted to see them FIGHT! Like for reals, and not passive aggressively.

BTW, have I ever said how much I love love love House's elevator scenes? The elevators are obviously not moving, the people in there just stare at the top like their moving. It's fucking hilarious.

Favorite quote: "You're the Rosa Parks of hooker massages" -- Wilson

House: Unwritten (S7E3)

Waitttt. I really liked this episode! :) I don't really know why because the patient was such a cranky bitch, but the episode in general was just amazing.

The premise was: A popular children's mystery novelist (who House is also obsessed with, so weird!) tries to commit suicide, but she has a seizure beforehand. She insists that nothing is wrong, and she really just wants to die, it's actually kind of sad. So in order to get her to stay in the hospital, House puts a 72 hour hold on her so that she can't leave and kill herself. And in order to get her to stay even longer, he gives her the option of actually killing herself, and she takes it, which is basically House's bait to commit her even longer. Fucking hilarious. Since she's a novelist, she can read people, like literally read, people really well. She deduces all this shit just by a first impression. I wish that I was that cool. :) So basically we find out why she wants to kill herself, it was because she was in a car accident and her son died, and her son is actually the boy detective in all her books. House figures out all her symptoms by reading her final manuscript which he used the MRI machine to read the typewriter tape. HAHAHA. And basically, he lied to her and said it wasn't her fault that he died.....so she wants to live again. Done. Wow, when House is nice, he actually does good. :) But then again, there was that episode when he was using heroin instead of vicodin and he was being like grossly nice and let the parents boss them around by telling them to give their son/daughter (I forgot) an MRI, and the radioactive ink was the basis of all his symptoms. So. Producers. What are you trying to tell us? Good House = Good? Or Good House = Bad????

Also, House and Cuddy were cute in this episode because they were like trying to find each other's hobbies and interests because they realized that they had nothing in common. HAHAHAH. And I love the go-kart racing and how House totally cheated because he like broke Sam's car with his cane. Classic. Double date with Sam + Wilson and Cuddy + House. YAY! <3 In the end, they both agree that maybe it's good that they don't have things in common because that makes them not boring. And boring is bad. :)

YES, I LOVE HOUSE. <3

House: Selfish (S7E2)

Okay, so everyone is back at the hospital now, not hiding out in House's house so we can finally see how the tension of the work and love life and how's going to affect "Huddy."

Patient drama: 14-year old kid collapses during a skateboard competition-y thing. Her brother is sick, and so this is like the first time that she's sicker than him. But it turns out that she was actually sick for a while but she just never told her parents blah blah blah...it was actually a really boring case.

Anyways, Huddy drama: both of them like "cave" because they don't want to do things that might affect their relationship so they both don't really do what they want, i.e. House doesn't want to go apeshit to treat the patient even though he really does, and he should, but because of Cuddy....

Haha, in the end they decide that they should just separate their work and love life, much like the separation of church and state --okay not really but anyways,

Next episode! Please have a more interesting case, I kind of don't like sick kids, it makes me sad. :(

House: Now What (S7E1)

First episode of the season~!! WOOT! <3 I'm so excited that it's back!

Basically just about the beginnings of House and Cuddy's relationship (haha people are calling them HUDDY! LOL) and how they both play hooky from the hospital. Oh yeah, and the hospital is like super in danger bc the only neurosurgeon on staff is vomiting and so he's going apeshit. LOL. So technically the hospital isn't allowed to be open because there's no neurosurgeon so House's team is scrambling around trying to jump through holes to make sure the hospital stays open because Cuddy isn't there to fix anything. HAHAHA.

Yay! I'm glad they're together, should make for a good season. A different season if anything because the House episodes were getting a LITTLE monotonous, but House is still one of my favorite shows, I'm not giving up on you even if you do go through a not so good season! :)

Community: Basic Rocket Science (S2E4)

Premise: So in order to beat City College in the fake space simulator reveal, The Greendale dean forces our favorite study group into cleaning up the KFC Space Simulator. HAHA The KFC stuff was so funny, like all the knobs and labels, and how it was the Colonel talking to them in the little TV. :) Well, anyways, it gets towed because Annie betrays everyone because she secretly wants to go to City College because Greendale has a butt hole as their flag. HAAHHAHAA. E Pluribus Anus. LOL. It's a cute episode, not thought provoking or exceptionally hilarious, therefore this review is rather short. :)

Community: Accounting for Lawyers (S2E2)

OKTOBERFEST! :) POP-N-LOCK-ATHON!!! COOLSSSS!!!

OOhhhh, Drew Carey makes a guest appearance! Awesome, I loved the hole in his hand thing. So cool~!

Omg, I also love the "freak out" scene between Abed, Annie, and Troy when they almost get caught by the janitor!! And then the just chloroform his twice. Love it.

Anyways, the show basically revolved around Jeff meeting his old lawyer buddy who was actually the one who got him fired in the first place, but he doesn't know that yet. And Jeff is starting to ditch his friends to hang out with the new guy because he misses his old life. So his little "study group" try to prove that the lawyer is a huge douche which leads up to the rest of the show. As with all good shows, this one has a happy ending and everyone becomes friends again :)

Fave quote: "This whole place reeks of ambiguity" "Oh, actually, that's just ME!" HAHAHAHAA

Community: Anthropology 101 (S2E1)

WOW. So late on the uptake, this is embarrassing but this is my very FIRST episode of Community. I actually watch a shit ton of shows but sometimes watching them on Hulu is so much easier than dl-ing them so I was so tired, so I'm like hmmm, I'll just give this a try bc nivisaur said it was really good. Plus I love Joel McHale on The Soup @ E! bc he's so fucking hilarious. Okay so here's the review...

As a first time watcher straight into the 2nd season, it was a little hard to jump into the episode. All of the inside jokes, all of the drama from last season, was not explained really well to a first time viewer. But it's my own fault! How come I didn't watch it like I planned to last year?!!! ARGH. Anyways, it was funny regardless.

I love love love Betty White. Especially her Snickers commercial but for some reason I really think that she was overhyped this/last year because all of sudden she started winning a shit ton of awards for being in like two or three popular movies. But haven't you noticed that she has been in like a LOT of movies over the years, how come she's only getting respect now??

Anyways, in order to review this properly I turned to Wiki and TV Tropes to get caught up on it so I don't get anything too wrong, cut me a little slack I guess. :)

Here's wikipedia's quick and dirty description:
"Community centers on Jeff Winger, a suspended lawyer who was forced back into school after his college degree is deemed invalid by the state bar association because his degree is from Colombia, not Columbia University. The series focuses on Jeff's experiences while attending the Greendale Community College in Greendale, Colorado, and the people he meets there. He has an obvious crush on Britta Perry, a female student trying to get her life back on track, and receives perplexing life lessons from Pierce Hawthorne, an aged moist-towelette tycoon who has been married seven times."

So basically the episode is about Britta's rise to popularity and Jeff's downfall because Britta confessed her love for Jeff last season and was turned down. Sad. :( Anyways, Jeff's plot to regain popularity backfires in his face, and everyone gets mad at each other and their "study group" breaks up....:( But as all good TV shows, they get back together after Betty White beats the shit out of him! :) YES, LOVE HER! <3

Also, definitely loved the end when Ken Jeong asked to join the group ("Do you have any room in your group for some CHANGE" LOLLLLLLLL!) and went all LOTR on our asses with the Golem impression. LOL.

Totally did not know that Chevy Chase and Ken Jeong was in this!! AHH SO EXCITED!

90210: Catch Me If You Cannon (S3E5)

So far, so good....90210 is always keeping me on my toes <3

Highlights:

1. Dixon + HIV
1. "I still have feelings for Sasha." LOL, in order to save face, Dixon decides to break up with Ivy before he finds out the results...WOW. Totally backfired because he didn't end up having HIV. But wouldn't the show be more interesting if he did? Think of all the multiple story lines that could have possibly arisen from that...
2. Annie + Charlie <3
1. With both Annie and Charlie trying to beg for forgiveness from the unrelenting Liam, they both just say FUCK IT, and get together <3 They're cute together and Charlie is super cute with a sexy voice <3 I'm excitedddddddddddddd...
3. Is Teddy playing for the other team now?
1. After having a break from detention by cleaning leaves, Teddy still can't shake off his blossoming sexuality. In order to assert his masculinity we see him trying to hook up with another girl, but he can't seem to get it up...literally. ;)
4. Trying to catch Cannon...
1. COMPLETE BACK FIRE!!!!!! Hmmm, wonder what they're going to scheme up next?
5. Ivy + Oscar?
1. Oooh, after Oscar fucked around with Ivy's mom, he's now sleeping with IVY? I smell a love triangle in the midst...
2. Damn how many people in Ivy's family is Oscar trying to mess with...
6. Jenn and the new baby...& Ryan?
1. Does anyone else find it weird that no one gives a shit that Annie's mom is now working for Jenn as a personal assistant? How come Annie didn't say anything?
2. And after seeing the new baby, Annie miraculously decides to not sell her eggs. No questions asked, come on 90210 producers, shouldn't you have explained the situation better? Along, with Annie, has her acting gotten worse?????????????
3. Wait this is about Jenn, we finally get to see another side of her, she has the baby like the evil dictator she is, and it's a boy...not a girl like she was expecting...WOW, it's not like that hit us by surprise...
4. After the baby and caught up in the moment, Ryan and Jenn kiss...can they just get together now please? Instead of having this weirdo sexual tension?

Wonder what's going to happen next week!

90210: The Bachelors (S3E4)

Yet another show to feed my girly side. It's kind of embarrassing that I watch this but hey, I love this kind of shit. :)

Main story lines:

1. NO MONEY IN THE HOUSE!
1. Annie's family is poor. So sad. She's selling her eggs now. Her dad left in the last season but did they ever tell us where and what the fuck he's doing now? Why can't her mom find any jobs, she "photographed" last season...
2. Charity Event...Yawn...
1. Silver plans a charity event for cancer and has an bachelor auction along with some other bullshit stuff lined up.
2. Adrianna's performance
1. Silver asks Ade to perform at the charity benefit, of course Ade agrees. But she is steal dealing with the repercussions of stealing that song from Javier, Javier's uncle is officially blackmailing the shit out of A and becoming her manager. He's a disgusting creep, but as we learned from the show. Bad things come and go, in around 2 - 3 episodes, so I'm sure this shit will sort itself out. Ade has the BALLS to ask Silver for money hahahhah and Silver freaks out...
3. Teddy flipping out
1. Teddy hooked up with the wrong gender. Sorry, honey, but uhhh don't drink and have sex...So now he's all homophobic and shit and freaks out around the guy, and when he's choreographing them Teddy tells him to get the fuck away and calls him a slur. Teddy, come on, keep it in, if you can dance, why can't you play tennis?? Hmmmm, maybe Teddy really is gay?? Coming out of the closet anytime soon?? We all know that when we're drunk we do things that we secretly wouldn't do when we were sober so I mean, it's a possibility...Of course, annoying ass Silver breaks up with Teddy...Can you guys please break up for reals?
4. Bachelor Auction
1. "Girl in the Green Dress" --DAMN. She needs a man, she bid on everyone, but Javier. LOL.
2. No one bid for Navid. SO SAD. Well Ade saves the day and buys him for $2K. Not gonna lie but I feel kind of sad for him :(
3. Naomi has no friends...
1. After flipping a bitch at Ade, Silver and Annie at her party. No one has forgiven her. Minus, Silver because Naomi told her about the rape. Naomi's like please don't tell, Silver being the fucking moral compass loser that she is tells Annie and Ade at the end of the episode. Boo fucking hoo, I honestly cannot stand Silver's self righteous attitude. UGH. Go away!
4. Love triangle?
1. Liam, Annie, and Liam's half brother from another mother? WHAT?! Wait, he's cute, can he come back?? :)
5. More WTF moments:
1. UHMMMMMMMMMM Does Dixon have HIV? Wow, serious plot twist in the season...
2. What's the deal with Oscar and Ivy's mom? The bitch that ruined his life?!!! Hmmmm. I wonder what's going on there...

What have we learned from this episode? Silver needs to get off of her self righteous high horse and get punched in the face. That high strung bitch needs to get laid so she can stop causing all this drama or at least sticking her nose in other people's drama.

90210: 2021 Vision (S3E3)

This episode is a tad creepy...Ade sings Javier's stolen song at HIS funeral, erm isn't that like wrong?...Naomi still can't get over her rape and has all these flashbacks about it, oh yeah, and everyone still fucking hates her from that shit she pulled at her party...Annie has some weirdo boss who she thinks is a lesbian and a swinger, but it ends up that she just wants her EGGS???...We all find out that Ivy's a virgin...interesting, but she has all these sex dreams about Oscar....let's see how this plays out? Will she lose her virginity to Dixon or Oscar???? And last but not least, Mr. Cannon invites Silver creepily to his apartment and tries to drug her...OMG CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Silver finally realizes that Naomi wasn't shitting her and finds her PTFO'd at her house knocked up on a shit ton of sleeping meds....CREEPYYYYYY. NEXT EPISODE STAT!

90210: Age of Inheritance (S3E2)

IT'S NAOMI'S 18th BIRTHDAY BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Which means that she can finally receive her trust fund, thank goodness because her being poor is NOT boding will for her and she's throwing a killer party. Which can only mean....drama drama drama! Hmm, she's still dealing with the whole Cannon-rape situation which puts a huge damper on things, but otherwise, let's party it up! :)

And the Honey Brothers are making an appearance as the guest band at Naomi's bash...:)

Key highlights:

• Annie meets Charlie at the coffee shop~! Ahhh cute! :)
• Teddy becomes a drunkard after learning that his #1 spot as a tennis champion is basically over due to his ankle. ERM, he needs a new life plan like STAT. And Silver being the huge bitch that she is hates him for drinking because HER MOM had a drinking problem. Why is Silver just a bag of problems???? Why won't she just drop it with Teddy...
• Naomi freaks the fuck out on Annie, Ade, and Silver calling Annie a murderer, Ade a drug addict, and lying to Silver about the situation with Teddy. Oh the drama just escalates from there...
• Naomi finds out that Silver left her birthday bash to see Mr. Cannon...She finds her and tells Silver about the rape situation, and Silver doesn't believe her. Wow, didn't expect that one coming...

Next week please...I'm sick of hearing about drunk Teddy and raped Naomi...:) At least Naomi's rich again!

90210: Senior Year Baby! (S3E1)

90210's season 3 started off with a bang, actually more like an earthquake. After that trauma a shit ton of stuff went down...including a killing of an annoying ass character! Woot!

Earthquakeeeeeeeee aftermath & the such:

• Javier dies.
• Teddy's ankle gets busted and it ruins his tennis career..
• School gets let out, courtesy of Oscar dressed as a fireman hahaha
• Ivy + Oscar + Dixon = love triangle....
• Naomi hiding out in a cheap ass motel with NO MONEY and dealing with the rape still...so sad :(
• Silver getting buddy buddy with Mr. Cannon...
• Liam is boat sitting because Annie's crazy ex Jasper burned that shit down. Lol.

New Characters:

• Oscar --> Ivy's childhood friend from Australia~! Yay, he's hot and cute too! Bringing some heat and competition for Dixon...and sleeping with Ivy's mom? WTF?
• Charlie --> Cute cute cute...and hitting on Annie...wonder what's going to happen with that...And how is he related to Liam?? Oops, that's the next episode. HAHA. Oh well.

Dead Characters:

• Harry Wilson! I guess he really peaced out of the show, didn't realize he wasn't ever coming back though...
• Javier --> I was starting to wonder how involved his character was going to be in this season. Well, he died in the first 10 minutes of the episode haha. Limo got smashed due to the earthquake and shitty traffic lights. Right when he was reprimanding Ade...how convenient?? At least she got a stolen book of music & lyrics from him, she needs some good material if she's going to be "replaced" as Javier threatened...:)

Seems off to a good start!

Glee: Duets (S2E4)

Favorite songs list of the episode:

1. Santana and Mercedes' "River Deep, Mountain High" -- OMG. SO AMAZING! I love love love when S & M are together! Their "The Boy is Mine" was fucking ridiculously amazing! Both their voices are really good and I love how they went all crazy and apeshit anddanced like crazy people. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM~! I think they should've won! Straight up diva bitches for realsssss! <3
2. Kurt's "Le Jazz Hot!" --HAHAHA. Kurt totally would sing by himself. He was amazing. Like always. He's such a good performer. I like the duo costume and all the weird random dancers in the back. I like how Glee is so freaking random sometimes. They randomly pop in dancers and cellists and harps. So strangeee!! I feel bad for Kurt though and how he's always so lonely :( Yo producers, get him a boyfriend please!!!
3. Mike and Tina's "Sing!" --So cute! I love how he's afraid of singing, but I'm glad he is because his dancing act is getting old -- fast. Hopefully he'll sing more in the future, but this song was so perfect for the duet~! But Mike and Tina are getting on my nerves. The whole Asian stereotype-y shit is so lame...and did you see Tina's makeup during the argument in the library?? They lined her eyes with red! I thought she was crying. And why are her outfits always so strange?!!
4. Sam and Quinn's "Lucky" -- HOLY SHIT! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!! Their chemistry is so palpable that it makes me smile. I think that I watched this song and their date scene like 50 times! They like ooze gushiness. It's like grossly adorable. And he's such a dork so it's even cuter! :) LOL WITH THE LEMON JUICE IN HIS HAIR! When they sing they're so shy and when they look at each other it seems so intimate~! AHH CUTIES FOR LIFE!!! YAY SAM & QUINN~!!!!!!!! "We're not using these coupons. Because you're paying. A gentleman always pays on the first date." OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. <3
5. Rachel and Kurts "Get Happy/Happy Days Are Here Again" mashup -- It was such a good ending to the episode which I really liked. I usually dislike Rachel to the n-th degree bc she's effing annoying and apparently that's how she is in real life! GRR! But this duet was sweet and for once I liked Rachel. For like 2 minutes and then I remembered that she still like over-performs when she's singing with other people so she looks dumb... STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT HURTS!
6. This is not a song, but I love when Brittany is nudging the meatball with her nose at the end. And when she manly-y carries Kurt to her bed. HAHHAHAHAHAHA. I love Brittany because she's so odd~! <3

I like how Glee is balancing tackling hard issues like religion, sexuality, and pregnancy while being really creative. Not gonna lie, but this is one of my favorite episodes along with the Madonna and Britney episodes~! It would be super cute if each show had a theme group like The Beatles~!
Ah man. Why is Ryan Murphy such a freaking genius?? First he sends us some Nip/Tuck with crazy plastic surgery, drugs, sexuality, whores, informercials, white supremacy, baby daddies, cleft palettes. OMG. SHIT NEVER ENDING FUCKING LIST OF DRAMA!!! (FAVORITE SHOW EVER!) And now he sends something completely random like a singing high school musical show?! WTF. I <3 HIM AND HIS RANDOMNESS~! :)

Sam & Quinn's Duet of Lucky <3

<3

Glee: Grilled Cheesus (S2E3)

HRMMMMM. Glee is tackling some really hard things like sexuality, cliques, divorce, dead parents, single mothers but now RELIGION? Well they call it "spirituality." This might have made a turn for the worse because they made it a little strange with Finn praying to his cheese sandwich...I feel like it might have turned off a couple of viewers so I'm not sure this was such a smart move for the show. Good thing the songs were pretty good.

Basically Kurt's dad is in the hospital because he had a heart attack. So sad, I know. :( And everyone in the club wants to help him out so they turn to religious songs to help him through it. Kurt goes apeshit because he's atheist because apparently God doesn't accept the gays. So therefore he doesn't want everyone to sing this religion songs to help his dad get better. But in the end, everything works out, his dad wakes up and he ends up going to church with Mercedes just to see what it's like. :)

I also liked seeing Sue's nice side when she was talking about her sister and Down's syndrome and that's why she doesn't believe in God. This episode was definitely a little to controversial for me because I can understand why people could possibly get upset from this.

All of the songs had to do SOMEWHAT with religion. I'm not sure I really liked any of them but let's see...

Favorite songs?

1. Kurt's "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
• Damn, this is one of my absolutely favorite Beatles songs!! In Across the Universe, one of my favorite movies ever, TV Carpio sings this when she's struggling with her sexuality. I was like shit. Total flashback!! This is really cute because he sings this for his dad. <3 
2. Mercedes' "Bridge Over Trouble Water"
• Mercedes takes Kurt to church with him to sing gospel with the choir in order for Kurt to understand that religion isn't just for people who believe in God, but a group of people who all believe in a common cause and most importantly help others in need. It's really adorable and I love this song alot~! :) YAY I love Simon & Garfunkel, well my parents do, so I listened to this song a lot when I was little. FLASHBACK AGAIN!
3. Mercedes' "I Look to You"
• Mercedes honestly shines through out this whole episode. Her voice is absolutely amazing, definitely one of the best out of the whole cast. I wish that she got to sing more, like when she sang Christina Aguilera's Beautiful last season! AHH. HEART HER! Sometimes, I have to admit, she looks awkward in the costumes but her voice makes up for it.
4. Glee Cast "What If God Was One Of Us"
• Damn,  love this song. Enough said. :) 

Kind of glad when this episode was over, this was one of my least liked episode, excited for next week~!

Glee: Britney/Brittany (S2E2)

It's Britney, bitch!

FUCK YES! A Britney Spears episode. Damn I love to hate her, only to fucking love her again. Admit it, she's a pop culture icon! All of us totally grew up with her, don't lie, you know it. :)

First Madonna, then Lady Gaga, and now the one and only Britney. I was so excited to watch this!! I love love love when the real Britney Spears rolled up into the episode. <3

I love how drugs make the Glee kids go apeshit. Remember when Terri gave them drugs and the Glee kids were like super hyper? Now it's the dentist, John Stamos :) Damn, can I just say that John Stamos is fuckingggggggg hot in this episode? For an old guy at least.

God damn I love Brittany S. Pierce. HAHAHAHAHHA. <3

Fave songs from this episode?

1. Brittany's "I'm A Slave for You"
• HAHA. Brittany's teeth! She has 68 cavities!!!! "I look like an adult baby with boobs!" HAHAHAHA. OMG. But this is like the first time Brittany had a true solo. She's so good! She sounds JUST LIKE BRITNEY! SHIT DUDE. I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT EXPECT THIS FROM HER AT ALL! And she has a banging body and she can dance! Damn, I love all of her Britney inspired outfits from the past too. Fucking Amazing.
2. Brittany and Santana's "Me Against the Music"
• Brittany as Britney and Santana as Madonna = perfect match. Loved every minute of it! It was basically a replica of the original mv, but it was still really good. I think that their voices mesh really well together so this was absolutely perfect for them two. :) Santana's voice is ridiculous. She didn't sound like Madonna like Brittany sounded like Britney, but it totally worked out. I'm so excited to see her sing more in the rest of the season~! Woot! Absolutely love love love her.
3. Rachel's "The Only Exception"
• This was the ONLY song that was not Britney Spears, but it made me fall in love with Paramore. I usually pretty much dislike them, but this was really really adorable. Rachel singing to Finn after she absolutely fucked things up by admitting she was a jealous bitch. Um, basically story of her life...

Listen to the songs here:
Britney/Brittany Songs

Hey Ryan Murphy, let's do more theme episodes please~! How about the Beatles? :)

Glee: Audition (S2E1)

I am not going to lie, I am a tad obsessed with Glee. I think I watch every episode like 2 or 3 times in on sitting. I love MOST of the songs, and usually end up downloading either the original soundtracks or the Glee-version. (We plan on doing vintage reviews of the first season once we have the time to.)

For Glee, my favorite parts are the songs because the story lines are a tad cheesy and the songs are definitely the best part. :)

Quick and dirty review of the first episode. I watched it a while ago, so it's not as fresh, but I don't want to start reviewing Glee from the 4th episode! AHHHH. CATCH UP!

The 2nd season basically kicked off with a recap of the past season, along with the little Jewish reporter who is obsessed with Rachel interviewing the Glee Kids about their summer. New Auditions is trying to recruit more members so they can make it to the big leagues again because it's in NEW YORK! Holla!!!!!!! 2 new possible recruits: Sam & Sunny. :)

Top 3 favorite songs from Auditions:

1. Sam's "Billionaire"
• YES! New characters~! Well kind of, Sam does finally join the New Directions later on in the season! I am super excited to see a fresh face on the show, and damn this boy is not only cute, but he can also sing!
2. Sunny and Rachel's "Telephone"
• Damn. The competition between the two of them is fierce~! Both of these girls absolutely rocked it. While Sunny kept her cute demeanor, Rachel let out her disgustingly gross green-eyed monster. Their voices work super well together and Charice's adorable "Asian" side comes out with her little fob backpack and hair. AHH LOVE IT! I love when Jane Lynch rolls up and is like WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING!!!!!! HAHA. LOVE!
3. Sunny Corazon's "Listen"
• Sunny, aka Charice, is a YT sensation and it's pretty exciting to see a fellow Asian on the show. HAHA. Not only does she kill this song from DreamGirls, her voice is fucking RIDICULOUS! I'm kind of sad to see that she doesn't stick around for the rest of the season! She has one of the best voices out of the Glee Cast and it would fucking cool if she stayed and battled it out between Rachel, Mercedes and Santana. COME BACK CUTIE~! :)

Rachel and Sunny's Telephone Duet

Telephone Battle BITCHESSSS <3

So there you have it, first episode in a nutshell. :)

Save Room...for Some TV~! :)

Welcome Welcome~!

Why do I spend countless numbers of hours watching TV even though I am still a college student with real things to do like studying and working??? 

When I was in high school, and I was asking my principal to write me a recc letter and his first question was “Do you watch TV?” and I’m like “UHH Yes?” (God, I hope that’s the right answer!!) and he’s like good, I believe that everyone should watch TV every single day in order to relax. LOL. So since then…that’s my justification~!

YAY! I love when fall starts because fall TV lineup is my FAVORITE~! Hopefully I’m following some good ones. I’m going to post abt my old and new favorites for this season, a kind of TOP 10 I guess~!

1. Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show…Seth Macfarlene, you are a fucking genius. <3 I heart heart heart all of your shows and I think that you’re secretly going to take over the world <3 And I love how you make fun of everybody, and how you are more PG-13 rated as compared to South Park’s MA warning. Man, I love South Park also. But I don’t think I can follow it…every once in a while..
2. Glee: Can I just say that you are a cultural phenomenon. I wouldn’t expect anything less than the creator of Nip/Tuck. Ryan Murphy, you have once again started a revolution. First a sexual one, now a musical one. You know, Murphy was really the first person to put sex in a show on network TV? You’re a genius. You cancelled Nip/Tuck for Glee, but at least you replaced it with something good. :) ( I MISS YOU AND ALL YOUR CRAZINESS NIP/TUCK! FAVE SHOW EVER!)
3. HBO’s Boardwalk Empire: SHIT. MY FAVORITE NEW SHOW OF THE SEASON! Mobsters, prohibition, and set in the 1920′s? Yes please! If you haven’t watched it, you’re missing out. I promise. The first episode is 2 fucking hrs, it’s like a mini-movie, and its directed by Martin Scorsese (the Shutter Island guy). It’s so good, and it’s based off of real people. :)
4. Dexter: OMG. I loveeeee off-cable TV because it’s so much edgier. Dexter, classic favorite, love it. Crazy good, first season literally changed my life. I realized what geniuses TV writers really are. Every single fucking episode ties into the finale, amazing <3 I have high hopes for the newest season, hope it’s better than S2 & just as good as S3! Who is the crazy villain this time? Who killed Rita? Baby?
5. The Big C: Stage 4 terminal cancer and how it’s changing the life of this uptight bitch into a crazy care-less person. It’s pretty fucking good, and the acting is really really amazing.
6. House: YAY! The new season started off pretty good. Cuddy and House, FINALLY. Geez. It took you guys like effing 7 seasons. But I hope the season becomes less C&H drama and more good cases! And also, where the hell did 13 go? New characters?? Bring back Kumar lol!
7. Gossip Girl: Started off pretty good. GG in Paris. Ahhhhh, the clothes are still amazing as always :) I want C&B to get back together~! That girl from Europe that Chuck is dating is fugs and naive, it’s super annoying. Can Chuck become normal again?! But there’s also some more weird shit happening, baby, jail, Juliet? Georgina? WTF?!
8. Nikita: Not sure If I like this yet. It’s exciting, and Maggie Q is really pretty but I think it’s getting repetitive. There’s a mission, Nikita ruins it, end of story. So yeah, is every episode going to be like this?
9. Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice: ARGH. Grey’s 1st episode was so annoying. Everyone has PTSD. Okay, we get it, let’s do something more interesting please! And everyone in PP is crazy as usual! Shonda Rimes seriously killed off a whole shit ton of characters in each show lol. We’ll see how these new seasons work out.
10. The Event –> ERM mixed bag. It’s supposed to be like Lost + 24 combined, I didn’t watch either of those, but so far so good? I wonder what the fuck is going on. It does flashbacks and whatever the opposite is of flashbacks (forwardfronts? LOL!) a lot, so you definitely have to pay attention. What kind of fucking aliens are these people?! At least they’re cooloer than the V aliens hahaha. I miss Flashforward though. John Cho, come back to TV. :(

Shows I can’t waitttt for! Ugly Americans –> where are you? I miss you! Come back please! I know that your season got renewed!! And Archer! YES! COME BACK! H. Jon Benjamin, who voices Archer, also does voice recordings in Fam Guy. Haha, he was Yoda and the convenience store guy if you have any idea what I’m talking about. Ugly in real life, but fucking hot as cartoon Archer lol. <3

Kk. So what we have learned…I watch a lot of TV. More justifications? Okay, fine. I’ll give you some more so you don’t think I’m crazy…

• I am obsessed with reading books. I probably read like a new book every week. YIKES. I know I am a nerd. I am actually going to start listening to audio books too. OMG! Nerd alert! :(
• At least I’m not watching Jersey Shore and killing my brain cells~!
• My COMM teacher is obsessed with reality TV so I don’t feel that bad.
• Last semester as undergrad should be chill, except I’ve been watching TV all through out HS and college so this one kind of doesn’t count…
• Because of the light course load, I stupidly decided that I would I work 15 hrs a week at 3 different fucking jobs UGH…And I’m a full-time student. OH DID I MENTION THAT IT’S ALL UNPAID?

Give me a break, literally. :)