90210: I See London, I See France (S3E7)

Just in case you're wondering 90210 is my guilty pleasure. It's lame but what can I say, too much Dexter and Boardwalk Empire effs with my brain since it's so serious. I need something to watch that's girly and easy. Even GG has more substance than this show! But the again, I love GG, no matter how many people gave up on it due to a slightly "boring season." Whatever, I still like it. Anyways, on with 90210!

Anyways, quick recap from last week, somethings they explore in this episode as well:

• Ivy + Dixon (HIV free!)
• Liam got a new job from his new creepy girlfriend
• Naomi is going to press charges
• Teddy and his secret feelings...

Time to start~!

1. Naomi + rape case
1. Naomi is finally going to press charges! Good for her!
2. Ryan is willing to help Naomi with the case even though it means that he got suspended from his job, as will as Mr. Cannon
3. They find out that Mr. Cannon isn't from Chelsea...so what skeletons are in his closet at Dagenham? Well at least this is bringing Naomi and Oscar closer together since he has this fatty crush on her... Secret tryst?? Oohhhh anyways, THEY FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS INVOLVED IN ANOTHER RAPE CASE this time under his other true alias, Douglas Atherton. And he's wanted in the UK therefore they're going to get his ex-tradition papers and try him in America~! Woot! Score one for Naomi! 
4. Anyways, he fled. Maybe this will finally put an end to this ongoing rape story line. It's literally been 7 episodes long.
2. Ivy + Dixon + Oscar
1.  I thought Oscar was leaving after the last episode??
1. Damn, he called Ivy "collateral damage"
2. Dixon's surf wax "bouquet" was super adorable!!
3. Is Ivy going to ever tell Dixon her tryst with Oscar?? SHIT. YES. Omggg! This shit is going to hit the fan in the next episode.
3. Liam's innocent little fake gf is selling coke out of her purses. DAMN DUDE. But Liam as a walking purse holder is pretty effing hilarious.

Pretty surprised there was only 2 main story lines but I'm glad they're cutting back. Too many stories gets too confusing sometimes. Alright, I wonder what next week's going to bring...I'm definitely super lukewarm about this episode. So not going to be too excited for next week.

"You don't have to play hard to get you know?" --Oscar
"I'm not playing, I am hard to get" --Naomi

90210: How Much is That Liam in the Window (S3E6)

After a weeklong hiatus of some shows (90210, GG, Nikita, Fam Guy & all those), some 90210 drama was definitely due.

What I like about the show and at the same time dislike about the show is that there's too many story lines happening at the same time which means that some episodes are purely devoted to certain characters so it's really annoying. Alright, we've already seen 3 episodes about Naomi's rape, are we over it already? Yes! Is 90210 still kicking the dead horse out of this one? Yes! Ahhhh, please, can we talk about someone else's storyline already?

Some things to NOT forget about from the last episode:

1. Dixon is NOT HIV + --> and he didn't tell Ivy yet...which led to Ivy losing her v-card to Oscar
2. Silver, Ade, and Naomi's plans to seduce Canon backfire
3. Jen had the baby!
4. Ade and her new creepy manager...eww.
5. Annie's mom = Jen's new assistant

Let's jump in yes? Main story lines...

1. Ivy + Oscar (+ Dixon)
1. Aftermath of the night....so Dixon told Ivy the truth about the HIV thingy and now Ivy regrets sleeping with Oscar. No kidding, you obviously must have not be so much in love with him if you can sleep with somebody else just days after the breakup...Ivy + Oscar = new couple? How will things bode well in Ivy's household, afterall, Oscar is shacking up with everyone there...lol shit. 
2. Ivy told her mom about it...now what? Is this what Oscar's devious plan to ruin Laurel's life? HAHA He outed all of them. All the dirty little secrets! I guess daughter-mom relationship = fail. But we at least we found out about why Oscar hates Ivy so much...she literally killed his mom by being a home wrecker. Damn dude. At least he's leaving forever? I'm supposing because he has no where to go now.
3. Does anyone think that Laurel looks really strange. Like super botox-ed? Her face is so weird and annoying I can't get over it every time I see her.
2. Annie + Liam + Charlie = love triangle?
1. Charlie sounds sooooo cute when he speaks french! Love <3 I like Annie and Charlie together, but of course, Annie and Liam are bound to be together. Boo!
2. Charlie's reading: sick, twisted, gruesome, degrading. I guess Annie will overreact to this...like usual. Another psychopath in the midst for Annie's future?
3. Liam and Charlie have matching scars....abusive parents much? Wonder if this will bring them closer together with Annie's nosiness...
3. Ade + creepy manager
1. So Ade had a photo shoot and went topless...and Silver caught it on cam. How come Silver always discovers everything? Maybe because she's a nosey girl, but I guess it clues all the other characters in on what's happening. Anyways Silver and Navid found out that Ade is being blackmailed by her manager...
2. Maybe if Ade leaves creepy manager man and let's the press know that she stole Javier's stuff, her career will be over, but maybe she'll be back in West Bev with all the other cast mates?
3. But he keeps luring her into his devious traps, like getting her the cover of Luxury magazine...maybe he'll become better? He's actually a pretty good manager...But will she ever leave him? Her fame whoring is getting the best of her and resulting in burned relationships with her friends, yet again.
4. Laurel's label party ==> basically where all the shit hit the fan. HAHA. Damn!
1. I really like how 90210 has really good music, especially live music. The Like was there for a live performance and they were amazing. LOVE LOVE LOVE! And they had the Honey Brothers during Naomi's birthday bash too! And they even played some old school Chris Isaac's Wicked game. I love the music in this show!
5. Liam's new job?
1. As a mannequin hahahaha. Wow.
2. But he gets offered another job by his psychopathic girlfriend's MOM...new season regulars? But he's getting a room and board out of this, so maybe he'll milk it for all it's worth because it sure as hell better than living in his car...
3. And speaking of psychopathic girlfriend...I wonder what the relationship is going to be like since it's supposed to be secretive...fun? Annoying? Non-existent?
6. Jen and Ryan find out about Naomi's rape...
1. Ugh SILVER AND HER BIG MOUTH! Always gets her in trouble even if she's trying to do the right thing...self-righteous loser.
2. Will Ryan come forward (and lose his job) for Naomi and her rape case? I doubt he'd lose his job but Naomi needs some sort of witness to plead her case.
3. Maybe this will bring Jen and Naomi together again and help them patch things up? But I really Jenn as a character so I'm not sure I really want to see her anymore in the show. But Jen does bring some angst-y drama which is what 90210 is all about...

Things to look forward for next week maybe?

• Teddy's storyline, maybe he'll come out of the closet?
• The resolution to all those problems because they're just building up, I need some of it to end already. It's getting annoying. Dead horse for reals abt Naomi's rape and Ade's manager...
• New storylines: Liam's new job, Jen + Ryan + baby, Charlie + Annie, Ivy + Dixon aftermath?
• More good music, live preferably! 

90210, you never fail to surprise me! :)

90210: Catch Me If You Cannon (S3E5)

So far, so good....90210 is always keeping me on my toes <3

Highlights:

1. Dixon + HIV
1. "I still have feelings for Sasha." LOL, in order to save face, Dixon decides to break up with Ivy before he finds out the results...WOW. Totally backfired because he didn't end up having HIV. But wouldn't the show be more interesting if he did? Think of all the multiple story lines that could have possibly arisen from that...
2. Annie + Charlie <3
1. With both Annie and Charlie trying to beg for forgiveness from the unrelenting Liam, they both just say FUCK IT, and get together <3 They're cute together and Charlie is super cute with a sexy voice <3 I'm excitedddddddddddddd...
3. Is Teddy playing for the other team now?
1. After having a break from detention by cleaning leaves, Teddy still can't shake off his blossoming sexuality. In order to assert his masculinity we see him trying to hook up with another girl, but he can't seem to get it up...literally. ;)
4. Trying to catch Cannon...
1. COMPLETE BACK FIRE!!!!!! Hmmm, wonder what they're going to scheme up next?
5. Ivy + Oscar?
1. Oooh, after Oscar fucked around with Ivy's mom, he's now sleeping with IVY? I smell a love triangle in the midst...
2. Damn how many people in Ivy's family is Oscar trying to mess with...
6. Jenn and the new baby...& Ryan?
1. Does anyone else find it weird that no one gives a shit that Annie's mom is now working for Jenn as a personal assistant? How come Annie didn't say anything?
2. And after seeing the new baby, Annie miraculously decides to not sell her eggs. No questions asked, come on 90210 producers, shouldn't you have explained the situation better? Along, with Annie, has her acting gotten worse?????????????
3. Wait this is about Jenn, we finally get to see another side of her, she has the baby like the evil dictator she is, and it's a boy...not a girl like she was expecting...WOW, it's not like that hit us by surprise...
4. After the baby and caught up in the moment, Ryan and Jenn kiss...can they just get together now please? Instead of having this weirdo sexual tension?

Wonder what's going to happen next week!

90210: The Bachelors (S3E4)

Yet another show to feed my girly side. It's kind of embarrassing that I watch this but hey, I love this kind of shit. :)

Main story lines:

1. NO MONEY IN THE HOUSE!
1. Annie's family is poor. So sad. She's selling her eggs now. Her dad left in the last season but did they ever tell us where and what the fuck he's doing now? Why can't her mom find any jobs, she "photographed" last season...
2. Charity Event...Yawn...
1. Silver plans a charity event for cancer and has an bachelor auction along with some other bullshit stuff lined up.
2. Adrianna's performance
1. Silver asks Ade to perform at the charity benefit, of course Ade agrees. But she is steal dealing with the repercussions of stealing that song from Javier, Javier's uncle is officially blackmailing the shit out of A and becoming her manager. He's a disgusting creep, but as we learned from the show. Bad things come and go, in around 2 - 3 episodes, so I'm sure this shit will sort itself out. Ade has the BALLS to ask Silver for money hahahhah and Silver freaks out...
3. Teddy flipping out
1. Teddy hooked up with the wrong gender. Sorry, honey, but uhhh don't drink and have sex...So now he's all homophobic and shit and freaks out around the guy, and when he's choreographing them Teddy tells him to get the fuck away and calls him a slur. Teddy, come on, keep it in, if you can dance, why can't you play tennis?? Hmmmm, maybe Teddy really is gay?? Coming out of the closet anytime soon?? We all know that when we're drunk we do things that we secretly wouldn't do when we were sober so I mean, it's a possibility...Of course, annoying ass Silver breaks up with Teddy...Can you guys please break up for reals?
4. Bachelor Auction
1. "Girl in the Green Dress" --DAMN. She needs a man, she bid on everyone, but Javier. LOL.
2. No one bid for Navid. SO SAD. Well Ade saves the day and buys him for $2K. Not gonna lie but I feel kind of sad for him :(
3. Naomi has no friends...
1. After flipping a bitch at Ade, Silver and Annie at her party. No one has forgiven her. Minus, Silver because Naomi told her about the rape. Naomi's like please don't tell, Silver being the fucking moral compass loser that she is tells Annie and Ade at the end of the episode. Boo fucking hoo, I honestly cannot stand Silver's self righteous attitude. UGH. Go away!
4. Love triangle?
1. Liam, Annie, and Liam's half brother from another mother? WHAT?! Wait, he's cute, can he come back?? :)
5. More WTF moments:
1. UHMMMMMMMMMM Does Dixon have HIV? Wow, serious plot twist in the season...
2. What's the deal with Oscar and Ivy's mom? The bitch that ruined his life?!!! Hmmmm. I wonder what's going on there...

What have we learned from this episode? Silver needs to get off of her self righteous high horse and get punched in the face. That high strung bitch needs to get laid so she can stop causing all this drama or at least sticking her nose in other people's drama.

90210: 2021 Vision (S3E3)

This episode is a tad creepy...Ade sings Javier's stolen song at HIS funeral, erm isn't that like wrong?...Naomi still can't get over her rape and has all these flashbacks about it, oh yeah, and everyone still fucking hates her from that shit she pulled at her party...Annie has some weirdo boss who she thinks is a lesbian and a swinger, but it ends up that she just wants her EGGS???...We all find out that Ivy's a virgin...interesting, but she has all these sex dreams about Oscar....let's see how this plays out? Will she lose her virginity to Dixon or Oscar???? And last but not least, Mr. Cannon invites Silver creepily to his apartment and tries to drug her...OMG CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Silver finally realizes that Naomi wasn't shitting her and finds her PTFO'd at her house knocked up on a shit ton of sleeping meds....CREEPYYYYYY. NEXT EPISODE STAT!

90210: Age of Inheritance (S3E2)

IT'S NAOMI'S 18th BIRTHDAY BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Which means that she can finally receive her trust fund, thank goodness because her being poor is NOT boding will for her and she's throwing a killer party. Which can only mean....drama drama drama! Hmm, she's still dealing with the whole Cannon-rape situation which puts a huge damper on things, but otherwise, let's party it up! :)

And the Honey Brothers are making an appearance as the guest band at Naomi's bash...:)

Key highlights:

• Annie meets Charlie at the coffee shop~! Ahhh cute! :)
• Teddy becomes a drunkard after learning that his #1 spot as a tennis champion is basically over due to his ankle. ERM, he needs a new life plan like STAT. And Silver being the huge bitch that she is hates him for drinking because HER MOM had a drinking problem. Why is Silver just a bag of problems???? Why won't she just drop it with Teddy...
• Naomi freaks the fuck out on Annie, Ade, and Silver calling Annie a murderer, Ade a drug addict, and lying to Silver about the situation with Teddy. Oh the drama just escalates from there...
• Naomi finds out that Silver left her birthday bash to see Mr. Cannon...She finds her and tells Silver about the rape situation, and Silver doesn't believe her. Wow, didn't expect that one coming...

Next week please...I'm sick of hearing about drunk Teddy and raped Naomi...:) At least Naomi's rich again!

90210: Senior Year Baby! (S3E1)

90210's season 3 started off with a bang, actually more like an earthquake. After that trauma a shit ton of stuff went down...including a killing of an annoying ass character! Woot!

Earthquakeeeeeeeee aftermath & the such:

• Javier dies.
• Teddy's ankle gets busted and it ruins his tennis career..
• School gets let out, courtesy of Oscar dressed as a fireman hahaha
• Ivy + Oscar + Dixon = love triangle....
• Naomi hiding out in a cheap ass motel with NO MONEY and dealing with the rape still...so sad :(
• Silver getting buddy buddy with Mr. Cannon...
• Liam is boat sitting because Annie's crazy ex Jasper burned that shit down. Lol.

New Characters:

• Oscar --> Ivy's childhood friend from Australia~! Yay, he's hot and cute too! Bringing some heat and competition for Dixon...and sleeping with Ivy's mom? WTF?
• Charlie --> Cute cute cute...and hitting on Annie...wonder what's going to happen with that...And how is he related to Liam?? Oops, that's the next episode. HAHA. Oh well.

Dead Characters:

• Harry Wilson! I guess he really peaced out of the show, didn't realize he wasn't ever coming back though...
• Javier --> I was starting to wonder how involved his character was going to be in this season. Well, he died in the first 10 minutes of the episode haha. Limo got smashed due to the earthquake and shitty traffic lights. Right when he was reprimanding Ade...how convenient?? At least she got a stolen book of music & lyrics from him, she needs some good material if she's going to be "replaced" as Javier threatened...:)

Seems off to a good start!