90210: I See London, I See France (S3E7)

Just in case you're wondering 90210 is my guilty pleasure. It's lame but what can I say, too much Dexter and Boardwalk Empire effs with my brain since it's so serious. I need something to watch that's girly and easy. Even GG has more substance than this show! But the again, I love GG, no matter how many people gave up on it due to a slightly "boring season." Whatever, I still like it. Anyways, on with 90210!

Anyways, quick recap from last week, somethings they explore in this episode as well:

• Ivy + Dixon (HIV free!)
• Liam got a new job from his new creepy girlfriend
• Naomi is going to press charges
• Teddy and his secret feelings...

Time to start~!

1. Naomi + rape case
1. Naomi is finally going to press charges! Good for her!
2. Ryan is willing to help Naomi with the case even though it means that he got suspended from his job, as will as Mr. Cannon
3. They find out that Mr. Cannon isn't from Chelsea...so what skeletons are in his closet at Dagenham? Well at least this is bringing Naomi and Oscar closer together since he has this fatty crush on her... Secret tryst?? Oohhhh anyways, THEY FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS INVOLVED IN ANOTHER RAPE CASE this time under his other true alias, Douglas Atherton. And he's wanted in the UK therefore they're going to get his ex-tradition papers and try him in America~! Woot! Score one for Naomi! 
4. Anyways, he fled. Maybe this will finally put an end to this ongoing rape story line. It's literally been 7 episodes long.
2. Ivy + Dixon + Oscar
1.  I thought Oscar was leaving after the last episode??
1. Damn, he called Ivy "collateral damage"
2. Dixon's surf wax "bouquet" was super adorable!!
3. Is Ivy going to ever tell Dixon her tryst with Oscar?? SHIT. YES. Omggg! This shit is going to hit the fan in the next episode.
3. Liam's innocent little fake gf is selling coke out of her purses. DAMN DUDE. But Liam as a walking purse holder is pretty effing hilarious.

Pretty surprised there was only 2 main story lines but I'm glad they're cutting back. Too many stories gets too confusing sometimes. Alright, I wonder what next week's going to bring...I'm definitely super lukewarm about this episode. So not going to be too excited for next week.

"You don't have to play hard to get you know?" --Oscar
"I'm not playing, I am hard to get" --Naomi