Dexter: Practically Perfect (S5E3)

So this will be the last of my commentaries on Season 5 of Dexter since Nivisaur will be handling the continuation of the season. I've been working my ass off trying to make all the shows I'm watching up to date, so she'll take over from here. We have different recap formats, just to warn you. Her posts are probably better than mine. HAHA. Less crazy questions and random WTFs about what happened in the episode. So here's for my last one. Cheers! :)

New and continued story lines on in this episode:

• Nanny for Harrison :)
• Deb is like the funniest interviewer ever...she asks like the strangest questions ever! I like when episodes start off like this, it makes it more fun :) OMG. And Harrison aka "Prince Harry" is the cutest white baby EVER! His smile is like soooo heart breaking! :)
• HAHAHAH OMG. I love how Dexter is so protective of Harrison! He calls Sonya to remind her about how Harrison likes the puppy blanket just touching his face during the nap time :) SO ANAL, yet so fatherly of him! The rest of his checklist is just as entertaining with "blue bear is his animal of choice" and the blinds have to be 3/4 closed LOL. Dexter's actually a pretty good Dad! :)
• Sonya is actually kind of creepy too...HMMM..I'm a little worried no? Am I just being paranoid like Deb? What do you guys think?
• Dexter + Quinn + FBI?
• Quinn is getting all suspicious on Dexter's ass by thinking that he's actually Kyle Butler. This definitely reminds me of Sgt. Doakes from Season 2.
• Dexter + Harrison~!
• Psychologist! Dexter's scared that Harrison will grow up to be just like him because he was sitting in the pool of blood just like him! :( "I really think your son is going to be perfectly fine!" --> LOL and then Harrison popped off the head of the little man. HAHA. How Dexter-y of him! :)
• Shady shady Boyd Fowler...
• According to dictionary.com a fowler is the hunting, killing, or trapping of birds. Will this be the overarching theme of the new season? Something to do with birds? Theories anyone?
• Will he be the one that Dexter finally kills? He hasn't killed anyone yet this season and it's been 2 episodes already and he hasn't killed anyone and he needn't Harry reminding him about all the little mistakes he's making along the way like killing during daylight, but Dex seems pretty adamant about this so, we'll see how it goes and where it takes us. Answer: YES! First kill of the season! :)
• Dexter is being a bad stalker...Boyd recognized him at the Cafe! Is this a new thing of his, meeting the people who he's eventually going to kill? Much like Trinity from last season? And using more aliases? He's digging himself into a huge shit hole! AHH! It seems really weird that Dex can relate to all the people that he's killing, and this might be a very bad thing, it might affect who and how he's going to kill people from now on, which is not following his "code."
• BAHAHAHA OMG. Dexter tried to kill Boyd by dosing him unconscious and ended up getting shot by a tranquilizer dart! Yes, so they're now both in the ambulance together...all when Dex thought that the universe was finally going his way, something like this happens...tension tension...
• Damn, and now he's killing him in Boyd's home, using newspaper rather than his standard plastic tarps and using a butcher knife rather than his standard chainsaw. Lol and he collect Boyd's blood with a petri dish rather than slides. Damn dude. Dexter is desperate for this kill...also probably because Boyd was onto what Dexter was doing...
• And the Julia Stiles character caught him killing BOYD! OMG! DAMN! And I thought it was his love interest, not some weird battered girl at Boyd's door. I really wonder why Boyd said that he was putting people out of their mystery, maybe the next episode might explain??
• Santa Muerte & Officer Cira Manzon
• Deb and Officer Manzon are really making headway on this case, it turned from thinking that it was drug related, to spousal murder, and now to kidnapping and ransom? There's just more and more people dying and getting involved! Damn, this case is so complicated. Maybe it's building up the new series enemy for reals?
•  Damn it, so last week I thought the story line with Angel and Maria and the moneywasn't an issue, and now since he beat that guy's ass up for calling Maria "his sugar mama" he's in danger of losing his job?? AHHH. Dexter creators, why are there so many story lines to follow up on?!
• Final question: are the kids ever coming back??

We're slowly inching toward the bulk of the season so I'm pretty excited!

Favorite quote: "SHIT ON MY FACE! IF YOU EVER USE THOSE WORDS 'WE' AND 'MARRIED' IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE AGAIN..." Deb as said to Quinn. HAHAHHAHAHAAHA. Man, I love Deb!

Once again, this is my last Dexter post as Nivisaur will be taking over the rest of the season! :)