Glee: Never Been Kissed (S2E6)

Things to recap from Duets (Rocky Horror Glee Show was legit-ly just a Halloween special where no real drama happened besides Mr. Schu and Emma of course):

• Quinn + Sam = <3
• Tina + Mike = <3?
• Artie + Brittany = </3
• Kurt and Beast = lonely
• Mr. Schu + Emma = ???????

Ready for this week's drama~! :)

1. Sexual frustration!! How will they quell their frustration? Why the BEAST of course!
1. Say my name! BEAST! 
1. Sam calling Quinn BEAST during their hot and heavy make out section which pisses Quinn off --> lover's quarrel hahaha.
2. Tina picturing the Beast as a ballerina hahaha. OMG.
2. Mr. Schu finds out and flips a bitch!!! And he's kind of forced to tell the Beast why everyone is talking about her behind her back...omg. So awkward!
3. Beast ended up quitting on her own accord because of what the kids did. Sad! :( At least Mr. Schu talks her out of doing it...
4. But admitting that she's not gay, that's a little weird??? I thought she was...and then she admits that she's never been kissed. And so Mr. Schu takes the plunge into the dark abyss...new power couple? HAHA.  Or is he just trying to nudge her forward into the dating scene (which makes a whole shit ton more sense) lol. HOLY CRAP. THAT IS SO AWKWARD DUDE!
2. Puck's back~!
1. Puck got out of juvie early because he said he'd do community service. Aka he's now Artie's friend! :) Artie helps him stay out of juvie by offering to tutor him and their double date with Santana and Brittany was really cute! I think they're going to be BFF's! I'm excited! :)
1. They sing "One Love/People Get Ready" by Bob Marley! Cute <3 They actually match really well! I love Puck's voice~! BUT WHERE DID THE CALYPSO DRUMS ROLL OUT FROM?! WTF?? But at least they made a shit ton of money~! A little random though, not going to lie...
2. "Best community service-r ever right?" Puck as said to Artie
3. BOYS VS. GIRLS TOURNAMENT! YAY! Last time it was amazing with the whole drug ordeal, but will Glee deliver again?! Let the games begin!
1. Boys singing traditional girls songs
1. "Stop in the Name of Love" by the Supremes + "Free Your Mind" by En Vogue
1. They sing this mash-up for Coach Beast to apologize for what they did to her! And it works! She doesn't quit!
2. The boys look FLYYYYYY in their suits and the way they sang the songs were amazing. Very MANLY yet the songs were supposed to be "girly"! <3 Artie totally killed it! Actually all the boys were really good, I honestly think I like the guys a whole shit ton better than the girls! :)
2. Girls singing traditional boys songs
1. "Start Me Up!" by the Rolling Stones
1. The girls look pretty hot in their all leather ensembles and it was pretty good vocal wise, otherwise it was just a lot of hair tossing and sex appeal. Mehh. Whatevers.
3. OVERALL: IT SUCKED. END OF STORY. :(
4. Kurt keeps getting picked on by "The Fury" and it makes him sad, angry, and belligerent :( So he pays the all boys Dalton Academy a visit and runs into Blaine! New love interest please?(Hopefully it doesn't turn out like Rachel's relationship with Jesse?) 
1. Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" by the Warblers! It was soooo good~! I love acapella~! I think the songs so overrated because I hear it on the radio all the time, but Glee did the song justice! It was amazing! And the boys were so cute! ;)
2. Kurt goes on a coffee date with some of the cute Warblers <3 And he asks Blaine for advice on how to stay strong being the only open gay kid at his school, but does it make him want to transfer schools? Well Blaine gives him 2 options either go to Dalton or refuse to be the victim and fight back! He tells Kurt to call out the "Fury!"  
1. OKAY...so Kurt called out Fury and it was TOTALLY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! FURY KISSED KURT! WTFFFFFFF. I mean I knew that he might've been secretly gay but OMG! It makes sense...lashing out with homophobic tendencies, that's pretty textbook behavior for some people who are struggling, but Fury stole Kurt's first kiss! :(
2. Kurt brings Blaine to meet Fury instead because he has no idea WTF to do...Blaine is like the messiah of all gays of something! "Well he's not coming out anytime soon!!" BAAHAHAHA

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Overall:

This episode was MAINLY conversational and some random songs interspersed here and there. But the main story lines we see here are basically Kurt dealing with his bullies at school and the sexual frustration among the Glee-ers. What ties together the story line? Both Kurt and Beast have never been kissed! :( Well, until now, at least. Dang.

Song competition basically was non-existent. They should definitely had done this as their boys vs. girls competition, I mean it has so many opportunities, and instead we get weird songs from a equally weird episode.

Just when you think that Glee is getting predictable, which it is A LOT OF THE TIME, it surprises you like strangely like the Mr. Schu + Beast kiss. So random!

All in all, the episode was a throwaway, let's do better next time please Ryan Murphy!

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Favorite part of the episode:

THE WARBLERS! LET'S SEE MORE OF THEM PLEASE!

Fave quote: "How do we find the only two girls in high school who won't put out??" Finn as said to Sam