House: A Pox On Our House (S7E7)

So the intros of House are getting more and more strange...this one looked like a historical slave ship drama??  But instead it's sick people getting thrown overboard and randomly a white girl in current days pops out of the water with a glass bottle with weird shit in it?!! I thought that the sick person was going to be someone on that fake drama they created, it looked so fake, and the music was so fake sounding, I thought it was supposed to be like the actors that was sick or something like that. OKAY. This is getting a little too strange...I'm super confused.

Quick and dirty explanation: A Dutch slave ship filled with small pox laden people was suck and the little girl brought up the virus inside an airtight jar and now she has small pox. But why go through that obviously fake cinematic ship reenactment when it's so lame?!

So Martha spills the beans to the family that they might have small pox because she has no censor for her morals. And of course they freak out. Oh joyous occasion, is she going to tell the CDC and let the hospital get shut down? Okayyyy maybe not because Taub is doing it instead. HAHA. So the CDC kicks everyone of the small pox/not small pox case...the big question is: is it or isn't it small pox??? So here's where our African reenactment comes in: House looks up the records of the sick slaves in 1793 from the Dutch captain??? This show is getting A+ more interesting by the second. So anyways, he gets a Dutch whore online to translates the logs in which hilarity ensues. And then Foreman has to secretly sneak past the CDC to get a TB test but instead discovers that the family is sick too?! Is this small pox or isn't it? Can someone please decide? Whatever, Martha tricks the CDC into letting them do a CT scan by using the TRUTH. WOW. At least we have a new addition to the team with new tricks up her sleeve...all the more to keep us interested and House annoyed aka let's get ready for some damn good comebacks! Anyways, so House jumps into the quarantine room with the family because he SWEARS it isn't small pox and now he's stuck there! HAHA! YAY MORE DRAMA! Anyways, not so sure now because the treatment he's giving the Dad is obviously not working hahaha. Wait, I'm 100% positive it's not small pox because House is the main character and he can't die. Haha. But the other characters can!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?? WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS DISEASE THAT ISN'T SMALL POX BUT PRESENTS SYMPTOMS OF TEXTBOOK SMALL POX?????? So the new diagnosis is a treatable pox that mice had on the ship??? Joyous for House because he's not going to die and props to Martha for solving the case! WOOT! <3

Cuddy/House drama:
So last episode, we found out that Cuddy found out that House lied to her so now she's being an icy bitch and even getting him out of clinic duties, something he begged for the past 6 seasons. It's strangely nice and weird, and obviously passive aggressive, so House should pick up on the hint that his girl is pissed at him...so of course, he calls Wilson for triage. Which is A+ useless because he has no advice. So House just confronts her and they get into a fight. USELESS AS WELL. >:( But why is Cuddy expecting anything out of House? Obviously he's not sorry for doing it...but when his life was in danger Cuddy totally forgot about it, but now that he's not dying, she's mad again. GEEZ! Please make up or break up!

Favorite quote:
"Are you handsome sexiest American man? Whatever, you put in credit card" -- online Dutch whore as said to House

Favorite part: The cancer kid and Wilson (and Sam) -- "THIS ISN'T LAMB-Y!" And then she throws the stuffed animal at Wilson. HAHA. So adorable~! But is this a preview into a new child for the show? AKA a child for Wilson????

Last remarks:
Less H/C drama, more patient drama = Old House! It's back! YAY! <333333333