Gossip Girl: Goodbye, Columbia (S4E5)

Yay, I always wait all week long for GG to come out~! One of my fave shows ever. :)

Last week, Chuck declared war on Blair after she scared Eva away. Thank goodness Eva is gone, she was way too fucking annoying, too good to be true and Chuck went all strange. I'm glad to have the old conniving Chuck back, and it just so happens that he is fucking up all of Blair's plans! YES! The cast is officially back! :)

Main story lines:

1. War between Chuck & Blair
1. Once again, Chuck is trying to ruin all of Blair's plans as usual. I'm sad, I just really want them to get back together...:( Stop fighting~!!!!! Anyways, this time they were battling it out for the assistant job of the new professor at school. Chuck is apparently controlling one of Blair's minions to help him one up Blair. Everything ends in shit because the professor overhears them arguing over who has the better rumors on the professor. Lesson learned? Nothing. They're probably going to keep this war going for the rest of the season...lame. 
2. Serena Rumors
1. STD Rumor
1. Hmmmmm someone, basically Juliet, sent out a blast to GG about Serena having an STD which makes everyone go fucking apeshit. I feel like some of the lines were like rehearsed from a sex-ed video. "Even though the signs aren't there, you could still have an STD." Was this supposed to be informational for the younger viewers out there?????????
1. Vanessa + Dan
1. Vanessa has some serious trust issues with Dan STILL. Honestly get over it, he ended up choosing you over Serena in the last episode, stop fucking talking about how he and Serena slept together. ARGH. Jealous bitch on the loose!
2. Juliet + Nate
1. Nate is horny as hell and Juliet plants the STD rumor to deter him away from having sex since Ben saw a photo of them kissing. UGH. This rumor sucks but apparently it holds a lot of weight among the couples of GG. Whatever, they have sex in the end...
2. Stolen cellphone and scandies email to the professor
1. Juliet is playing off of Vanessa's jealous side by telling her to steal Serena's phone...and she sends this vicious e-mail to her professor about trading sex for grades...Doesn't this story line sound oddly familiar??? Anyways, Vanessa's lame moral ass caves in when she tries to tell the Dean that J & V had the phone but everything backfires and Vanessa ends up leaving in the end, without Dan...
3. Unanswered Questions?
1. Who the fuck is Ben? It's not really her brother...obviously.
2. Is Juliet falling for Nate? Messy messy messy...
3. How long is the war between C & B go on? Just give her the Harry Winston already! Please get married! I <3 you two together!
4. What will happen to Dan and Vanessa? I hope they break up because they're like the boring married couple who fights about EVERYTHING. He's chill and fucks up all the time, and she's a jealous bitch. Disaster heaven!
5. Who is the mysterious taxi man that Serena is involved with? He's kind of cute...:)
6. Is Jenny finally coming back in the next episode? I need a new drama starter besides Juliet. She's getting fucking annoying.

Can't wait for the next episode...:)

XOXO...