Gossip Girl: Easy J (S4E6)

Unanswered questions from the previous episode:

1. WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY WITH SERENA?
2. WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY (IN JAIL) WITH JULIET?
3. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH B + C?
4. WTF IS CHUCK BASS DOING FOR J + PARSONS?

I always look forward to GG every week :) If not for the drama, than at least for the fabulous clothes~!

1. Oooooh Juliet's whatever is being released today, maybe, hope so, nope? HAHA. Volunteer for prison literacy program my ass. It's her brother? So confused And then he jumped Nate's dad because he's a jealous big bro? UGH. DRAMA RAMA! At least Juliet and Nate are over!
2. Omg. Hot for a teacher much? He's pretty damn hot though. Serena + Colin = doom. I see Serena getting expelled for reals this time...hmmmm. And ewwww. Serena's outfit = gross at the bachelor thingy.  But I guess they'll put things on hold thanks to Lily's reverse psychology... Let's see how long that will last...I doubt it will last 7 weeks, maybe only 1 week. HAHA. Oh gosh, Serena why do you put yourself in these stupid situations?!
3. Jenny's back! Ugh, hate her, but she brings a whole shit ton of loser drama. At least we'll see Constance Billard again or maybe she'll leave NY like she promised she would? Her extensions are so trashy, along with her shitastic makeup. Ugh, I just hate seeing her spray tanned face with her white blonde hair. Yuck. So annoying! 
4. Blair vs Jenny ( vs Chuck?) throwdown:
1. First round: W-H-O-R-E at the Tim Gunn meeting! WOW! Blair = WINNER! Don't piss her off for reals, she'll ruin your future bitch! But I see a cat fight already!
2. Second round: Jenny gets the interview with Tim, via Chuck. Blair is absent, aka automatic DQ. Jenny is the winner......but Blair is coming....>:)
3. Third round: Gossip Girl Blast. Jenny threw everyone's reputation (ie Chuck and Blair's and HER's) out the fucking window in NY. Blair = freakout, therefore winner = Jenny. Guess little J is going to defy Queen B's orders and I thought that we'd see her permanently in GG but she's going back to Hudson?! WTF.
4. So sadly, to announce the winner...it was Jenny. She left with the last word and with dignity while Blair was in scrambles with a ruined reputation. Damn.
5. But at least that made Chuck and Blair's war officially come to a truce. But how will they purposefully accidentally meet up if they have any sexual verbal foreplay whatsoever? Argh. Just get back together already!
6. WTF? Juliet + Colin have a connection too?! How many skeletons does this girl have in her closet????
7. Also to top it all off, there are so many celebrities! Tim Gunn, Ivanka Trump, and Isaac Mizrahi in this episode. Crazy!

GG you never fail to bring drama...I'm excited for what's next!